‘A View From Rural Wales’ was created in 2016 by Shitty Arsewipe after she became addicted to reading her Conservative MP’s blog, ‘A View From Rural Wales’.

“I used to write letters to Glyn quite often, but he hardly ever responded. I got angry all the time and would fly into rages” says Shitty, “but since I stopped reading Glyn’s blog and instead created my own universe based on alternative facts, I feel much calmer. My husband is happier, too.”

Author’s note: The author has provided footnotes to enable the reader to link phrases back to their original, non-fictitious sources.